By my history professor, Denise Conover:
If this were a math of a science or a medical class, it would be structured, but history is
about people, and people are crazy.
I consider this class a 3-hour exercise in futility so that you can get your 3 credit hours
and I can get my paycheck.
I'm not a democrat or a republican, I'm a martian!
Hey, I like the Mafia! Did I ever say I didn't like the Mafia? I used to run by the Mafia
house every day in Connecticut and not once did anyone ever shoot me.
The moral of this story is, if you go out of the country, just go with a group of 15 people
and know Spanish. Or go to Toronto. Then you'll just get SARS.
The reason we made the Prohibition law was because we hate Germans, and Germans drink beer.
Talking about the traits her genes gave her: Different, risk-taker, beer-drinker, speeder,
and Martian
Student: What was going on here in the 20's?
Prof. Conover: What always goes on
here? You go to church, have kids, and sit around making blankets. Oh, and if you live in Ogden you
drink beer too.
By my Natural Resources and Society professor, Jim Kennedy:
Conflict is difficult to solve. You can't just run a stake through its heart like Dracula and then it's dead.
Believe this, dummy, because it's in this book, and I wrote this book.
How many of you grow tomatoes so that they can rot in the snow?
Talking about how America got all the cool outcasts from other countries: We've benefited from the intolerance of the world; we've been blessed by it.
I can't think of any more gluttonous, sick, weird mascot than Paul Bunyan.
Nature sure is pretty, but sometimes it can bite you.
Students- as if you were important.
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