...and when my spork doth stab you to the very heart, so that thou criest out in agony, I shall say "Wow. I must be blind. Methinks this is not my spaghetti." -me
Wash your pants! Lest they become like mine. -Jonas
Pink is the embodiment of evil. -Smurf
Ohh, excuse me, you're not drunk, you're communist. -Jason
We're not going to threaten you much... -Smurf
I'll sleep when I'm dead. -Warren Zevo
We are not retreating-- we are advancing in another direction.
-General Douglas MacArthur
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. -G.B. Burgin
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
When you’re sad and angry at the world and feel like nobody loves you, remember, it takes 48 muscles to frown and only 5 to pull the trigger of a gun.
“it's really strange that I'm the black sheep of the black sheep movement...”
-Mike Ray